One of the Mexican laborers working on my addition just lopped off a chunk of finger. I bandaged him up pretty good, gave him a beer and a Vicodin, and now he is waiting for his boss to arrive.

While I am impressed with my emergency medical skills, I am reminded of the sacrifices these illegal immigrants make to provide better lives for their families. Obviously, the reason he is waiting instead of going to get sewn up immediately is fear of losing his job - I hope the contractor brings a sewing kit. Although I'd consider giving it a try...