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I write articles and essays on anything sexual. I am a grad student in the Sexuality Studies program at San Francisco State University. So I'll write anything for the hell of it; theoretical, cultural, erotica (I love writing erotica), or political. I've been published in a few magazines here or there, still waiting for that book deal...anyone? anyone?

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  • MC Chris
    By: omniphiliac

    I am sure by now many of you have heard of MC Chris. He is the forefather of a new genre of music that is exploding all over the internet; “Nerdcore”. He is a one man band and tours by himself with limited help. On stage it is usually just MC Chris and a Macbook providing the beats. He looks like a teenager yet he just surpassed three decades of existence. His millions of fans found him on the internet. He has no record label or even a tour manager for that.
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  • No Cruise Control for Sex Drive
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    Do you find your sex drive is without gas? Or is it stuck in 3rd gear and your brakes don’t work! As mysterious as the concept of bra sizes, your sex drive will continually vary, regardless of gender. It is not based on one aspect of your total being, but your sex drive, or your desire to have sexual pleasure, is based on multiple factors, whether intrinsic or extrinsic. This article was co-written by Aradia and omniphiliac.
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    Decisively, admitting that you are a kinky freak makes most acquaintances run away like a super model from a Chinese buffet. It doesn’t really matter how you define kinky sex, the term alone connotes the most depraved deviant sexual behaviors in most peoples’ minds.
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Name:omniphiliac[ Homepage ]
Last Activity: 6 hours ago
Location: San Francisco, CA
Country: United States
Member Since: January 10, 2006
Number of Posts: 7726
Age/Gender: 27 / M
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Status: Other
Sexual Preference: Boys & Girls
Open To: Friends
About Me: I have just completed my MA in Sexuality Studies. While I am working IT, I am looking into sexuality community organization work. In the meantime I work on my garden, flirt, drink, create and write.

I write erotica, surrealist (senseless) ramblings, and I'm starting to write more articles on issues of sexuality and gender. I generally write erotica from the perspective of first-time experiences, Making it seem more tawdry and debaucherous. I'm currently working on a lot of surrealist erotica, influenced by George Bataille. Any type of erotica I can write that is subversive or transgresses cultural norms, I'm happy with. Also reading such erotica is really fucking hot!

I read everything from pulp novels to psychology to sexuality. Soon I'll be starting a podcast focusing on reading my erotica, talking about sex, kink and gender, and hopefully having some badass guests...stay tuned!

In the year 2000 I had an epileptic siezure while parking my car at work, I slammed on the gas and drove my car through my boss' office.

I cook with olive oil.

Tom Waits tells me to wake up every morning
Body Alterations: Nipple piercings, few random tattoos (including a stick figure couple), scar on my arm designed by the surgeon when I broke my arm.
Favorite Bands: Tom Waits,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Aesop Rock,
Morrissey,
Whirlwind heat,
The Goats,
Flametrick subs,
Outhere Brothers,
The Smiths,
Tones on Tail,
The Cure,
Nekromantix,
Crispin Glover,
Tiger Army,
Fischerspooner,
Joy Division,
Lil jon,
Devil Doll,
Outkast,
Franz Ferdinand,
Bauhaus,
Horrorpops,
PJ Harvey,
Arab on Radar,
Deerhoof,
Boards of Canada,
Locust,
Andrew WK,
Queen,
David Bowie,
Buckethead,
Bloodhound Gang,
Peaches,
amon tobin,
Johnny Cash,
Gravy Train!!!,
Louis XIV,
Dead Kennedys,
Leonard Cohen,
MC Chris,
TATU,
Sleepytime Guerilla Museum,
Danger Mouse
Boards of Canada,,
Perez Prado
...and on and on
Favorite Movies: The Ten, Down by Law, Stranger than Paradise, The Baxter, Requiem for a Dream, But I'm a Cheerleader, Pee Wee movies, Outfoxed: Rupert Murdochs War on Journalism, Die Mommie Die, Psycho Beach Party, Showgirls, Freaks, Godfather, Farenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, Willard, Edward Scissorhands, Team America: World Police, Bush's Brain, Mean Girls, Anything with Crispin Glover, Anything by Jim Jarmusch.
Favorite Books/Authors: K is for Kinky, B is for Bondage, Smut Vol. 1, History of Sexuality Vol 1-3, Sex Disasters and How to Survive Them, Jay Wisemans' Erotic Bondage Workbook, Justine - Marquis De Sade, Story of the Eye - George Bastaille, Requiem For A Dream, Catcher in the Rye, Psychopathia Sexualis, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Dictionary of Behavioral Science
Mundane Interests: Sexuality, Gender Issues, Queer Issues, Gender Bending, Sexual Deviances, Paraphilias, Wine-ology, Psychology, Social Psychology, Cognitive Dissonance, Cultural Norms, Pop Culture...
Mundane Aggravations: The Polish
Pays The Bills: IT/Phone systems, Sex shop worker, Article Writer, tending bar. I write erotica and articles on gender and sexuality for any magazine or newspaper willng to take the risk of publishing my works
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Posted: 7 hours ago  RSS
Flyer-y goodness
I need your help!!

I'm considering making flyers for my blog being that in the next few months I will be at places, conferences, panels, blahs where I could pimp my blog. I'm considering sticking with this image:



Here is where i need help:

(1) Do you approve of this flyer? Will it garner good enough attention and make you want to visit the site?
(2) Know of any good companies that make postcard quality flyers that is relatively inexpensive?

kthxbai.

(11 comments)
Gwindylyn  -  Model Liaison
 
San Rafael, CA
F - Open Marriage
Posted: 7 hours ago 
I already added my two cents . . .

cerah  -  Model
 
Vancouver, BC
27 / F - Other
Posted: 7 hours ago 
As someone that used to throw parties n a club night I advise against postcard size.  It's too big and your flyers usually end up on the ground.  I say go for business card size.  People will take them more freely and hang on to them longer.

Clubcards always did a stellar job for me at a really good price... plus they deliver.

http://www.clubcardprinting.com/home.cfm

Full colour front n grayscale back are $125 for a 1000.

http://www.clubcardprinting.com/cards_value.cfm?card_style=4_1_12point_matte

As far as the flyer goes itself... I'd use a different picture maybe... it doesn't really grab me.



omniphiliac  -  Writer
 
San Francisco, CA
27 / M - Other
Posted: 7 hours ago 
yeah, i've been debating the business card thing and moving towards it. And now that I think of it, I think the picture only works for those who know me.
cerah  -  Model
 
Vancouver, BC
27 / F - Other
Posted: 7 hours ago 
You may want to also look at moo cards and go with some simple text and/or random image slices.  Their mini cards are awesome n $20 for 100.

Sometimes simple text goes a lot further than images.

Maybe even just your site name with a random graphic... something that could be construed as sexual... it'd make people stop n think n then visit your site.

http://www.moo.com/products/
omniphiliac  -  Writer
 
San Francisco, CA
27 / M - Other
Posted: 7 hours ago 
moo cards!! thats the name! I saw them a while a go, has them and I really like them. I kept forgetting the name though, thanks!!
omniphiliac  -  Writer
 
San Francisco, CA
27 / M - Other
Posted: 7 hours ago 
do you think an image of a chemical structure for a neurochemical related to sex, like oxytocin, dopamine, etc would work as the image?
Mercedes  -  Model
 
Bay Area, CA
F - Single
Posted: 7 hours ago 
HAHHA i love it.

fuck.. knew a website..the do cards on the cheap...let me try and remember for you :D
Chromedioxide
 
Salisbury, MD
32 / M - Other
Posted: 7 hours ago 
 go with this pic, I've a feeling it'll work good.

omniphiliac  -  Writer
 
San Francisco, CA
27 / M - Other
Posted: 6 hours ago 
haha, yeah. Wait, were'd you get that pic? Oooh, there's already leaks.
Sylvia  -  Model
 
Baltimore, MD
25 / F - Single
Posted: 5 mins ago 
I like this pic a lot, but I really like the devil lock in the original flier above...combine the 2 somehow?
oly
 
Unknown
M - Other
Posted: 6 hours ago 
i think Chromedioxide nailed it.

here's a place-
http://www.copyworldinc.com/CW07/index.aspx

they got in my bookmarks one time i was looking. there's millions of them. business cards are the way to go unless you're featured somewhere. then it might be appropriate to have some posters available.

 


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