Name: devilinme
Last Activity: 11/18/08 at 09:50 PM
Location: Tallmadge, OH
Country: United States
Member Since: October 21, 2006
Number of Posts: 15875
Age/Gender: 42 / M
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Status: Other
Sexual Preference: Girls
Open To: Friends, Casual Dating, Relationship, Playmates
About Me: You never met a muthahfucker quite like me!

I'm the man you fear, the boy that pulled your hair in 3rd grade, the one you can't get out of your mind 'cause while it felt cruel, there was something about me that still attracts you to this day. I'm the man you let into your heart, only to have it broken. I'm the religious nut that loves porn and strip clubs. I'm the nice boy with deviant desires, wants and needs, smiling sweetly as he ties your ass spread-eagle to the bed.

I'm an astrophysiscist, race-car driving, brain surgeon, astronaut... Ok, I'm my own man, with a job I love, own my own side business, and I enjoy sharing my self, time, and money with the right people. Left people need not apply.

I play a mean game of pool, shooting both left and right handed, and can kick your ass using kung fu, tai chi, kickboxing, or jiu jitsu... pick one.

I'm going to enjoy life, no matter what you do. So... how YOU doin'? Whatcha doin' Friday night? Come on, you know you wanna...
Body Alterations: Chinese Kanji on both upper arms... I wear my morals on my sleeve...
Favorite Bands: Wide variety here... with everything going on in my life, I listen to everything from classical to heavy metal... makes for an interesting time.
Favorite Movies: If it's action and martial arts... chances are I love it. Anything Jet Li or Jackie Chan. Matrix, Lord of the Rings... James Bond... I love movies...
Likes: Outside with the sun shining and the leaves rustling in the breeze... an inspiring display of martial arts... having fun kicking back with friends... spending special, quality time with the one's I love... reading a story that sends my mind and body reeling, one that I just can't put down, tying her in the right binding before I send her to new heights of pleasure, hehe...
Pet Peeves: Drama and negativity... just say yes to whatever I say and we'll get along just fine...
Pays The Bills: Making the world go 'round while kicking ass and taking names... on the side.
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Posted: 10/05/08 at 06:16 PM  RSS
I outrank you, bitch.

Not much happening around here.  I went out yesterday and had a good time.  I didn't have time for much dinner, which sucked, but went and saw a movie and then went to a club.  I met a couple friends there, one who just came back from Basic Training... nice to see him back again.

One thing I probably shouldn't have done, though... a friend asked me to buy her a Nintendo DS, since her's broke.  I broke down and spent the $130 on that... and then bought a speaker docking station for my iPod for the school... another $100.  Bleh... too much money and not enough fun in exchange.  lol

Today was another dinner, for 150 people.  We were short-handed by several volunteers, but we ended up handling it just fine.  Now I'm watching episodes of Battlestar Galactica, season three.  A pretty damn good show.

One thing that interested me recently... I spoke with 16-year-old boy who was writing a paper for school on heroes.  The paper was to define what that means and then to argue whether he thought they exist or not.  He didn't think heroes exist anymore.... What do you think?


My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could  just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
 
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
 
 


The rest of my positive candidate statements...   sorry it's a long journal...

Joe Biden:

Has a long record of public service
  - was elected to a county council in 1970. Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972

  - has served for the sixth-longest period among current senators.

Good anti-drug and anti-crime legislator

  - served as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, dealing with issues related to drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties, and led creation of the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and Violence Against Women Act.

  - Biden has been involved in crafting many federal crime laws over the last decade, including the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994, also known as the Biden Crime Law, and the landmark Violence Against Women Act of 1994 (VAWA), which contains a broad array of measures to combat domestic violence

  - As chairman of the International Narcotics Control Caucus, Biden wrote the laws that created the U.S. "Drug Czar", who oversees and coordinates national drug control policy. In April 2003 he introduced the controversial Reducing Americans' Vulnerability to Ecstasy Act, also known as the RAVE Act. He continues to work to stop the spread of "date rape drugs" such as flunitrazepam, and drugs such as Ecstasy and Ketamine. In 2004 he worked to pass a bill outlawing steroids like androstenedione, the drug used by many baseball players

Biden began the practice of commuting an hour and a half each day on the train from his home in the Wilmington suburbs to Washington, D.C., which he continues to do.

Biden and his family are members of the Roman Catholic Church, and regularly attend services at St. Joseph on the Brandywine in Greenville, Delaware

Biden states that he has never taken a drink in his life because alcoholism is so prevalent in his extended family.


Barak Obama:

Has a good record of public service

  - work as a community organizer for three years from June 1985 to May 1988 as director of the Developing Communities Project (DCP), a church-based community organization originally comprising eight Catholic parishes in Greater Roseland (Roseland, West Pullman, and Riverdale) on Chicago's far South Side.  During his three years as the DCP's director, its staff grew from one to thirteen and its annual budget grew from $70,000 to $400,000, with accomplishments including helping set up a job training program, a college preparatory tutoring program, and a tenants' rights organization in Altgeld Gardens

was elected to the Illinois Senate in 1996

Obama was sworn in as a senator on January 4, 2005

Obama sponsored a Senate amendment to the State Children's Health Insurance Program providing one year of job protection for family members caring for soldiers with combat-related injuries

 

John McCain:

Long record of public service, in and out of the government

   - graduated from the U.S. Naval Academy in 1958

   - He became a naval aviator, flying ground-attack aircraft from aircraft carriers.  he was shot down, badly injured, and captured as a prisoner of war by the North Vietnamese. He was held from 1967 to 1973, experiencing episodes of torture and refusing an out-of-sequence early repatriation offer; his war wounds left him with lifelong physical limitations

   - Elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1982

   - elected to the U.S. Senate in 1986

Very anti-pork, and puts people above the political party

   - has chaired the Senate Commerce Committee, has opposed pork barrel spending

   - developed a reputation for independence during the 1990s. He took pride in challenging party leadership and establishment forces, becoming difficult to categorize politically.

   - actively supported the Line Item Veto Act of 1996, which gave the president power to veto individual spending items

   - took on the tobacco industry in 1998, proposing legislation that would increase cigarette taxes in order to fund anti-smoking campaigns, discourage teenage smokers, increase money for health research studies, and help states pay for smoking-related health care costs

   - Working with Democratic Senator Ted Kennedy, McCain was a strong proponent of comprehensive immigration reform, which would involve legalization, guest worker programs, and border enforcement components.

   - From the beginning, McCain strongly supported the Iraq troop surge of 2007.  McCain frequently responded, "I would much rather lose a campaign than a war"

   - says he would make the Bush tax cuts permanent instead of letting them expire, he would eliminate the Alternative Minimum Tax so as to assist the middle-class, he would double the personal exemption for dependents, reduce the corporate tax rate

   - he pledges to eliminate pork-barrel spending, freeze nondefense discretionary spending for a year or more

   - Another proposal of the Arizona senator is to build 45 new nuclear reactors by 2030

Honorable family traditions

   - His family's military tradition extends to the latest generation: son John Sidney IV ("Jack" is enrolled in the U.S. Naval Academy, son James has served with the Marines in Iraq, and son Doug flew jets in the Navy

 

Mood: flirty

(17 comments)
Vera
 
Fort Knox, KY
19 / F - Single
Posted: 10/05/08 at 06:28 PM 
hahah the flight attendent story is amazing.

i always get hit on by the male flight attendents. which is nice, it calms down the nerves!
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 10/05/08 at 07:01 PM 
lol... yeah, yeah... they just like your shoes...
Diesel  -  Writer
 
Akron, OH
108 / M - Married
Posted: 10/05/08 at 07:17 PM 
what the hell flight were you on?  that is a great story!
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 10/05/08 at 08:14 PM 

lol... stay away from Continental...

MissD
 
Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD
F - Open Marriage
Posted: 10/05/08 at 07:58 PM 
 I want  a .... 
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 10/05/08 at 08:16 PM 
spanking.... yeah, that's what I figured...
perfectlydark
 
Speedwell, TN
23 / F - Married
Posted: 10/05/08 at 09:05 PM 
I need to go shopping with you
Manatee
 
Saint Catharines, ON
33 / M - Attached
Posted: 10/06/08 at 05:12 AM 
BSG - seriously one of the most surprisingly great shows on tv.  I'm completely addicted!
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 10/06/08 at 07:22 PM 
Oh yeah!  I'm pretty impressed with it.
kilesa
 
Singapore, 0
24 / F - Single
Posted: 10/06/08 at 05:43 AM 
now i know why my range rover isnt here yet! ya been spending money on that girl????!! how can ya do that to me??? not fair! booo
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 10/06/08 at 07:24 PM 
wish you were here... lol
Bitch
 
Orlando, FL
29 / F - Married
Posted: 10/07/08 at 07:51 PM 
my flight attendants are always so boring. Guess I'm flying the wrong airlines.
OnyxNeko
 
Greeley, CO
24 / F - Married
Posted: 10/08/08 at 05:15 PM 
Hahaha I love that joke.  It's one of my favs. 

I do believe there are heroes.  I also believe that they are everywhere.  I feel that each of my parents are heroes, though each for different reasons.  I think a hero can be anyone from someone who smiles at someone who really really needed it that day to someone who dies so that others may live...  Aww hell... now I'm tearing up... >.<
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 10/08/08 at 06:48 PM 
That's what I think about heroes too...  Hearing stories of soldiers sacrificing themselves to pull their men out, cops who go into harms way to save someone, and firemen...  I don't know how you can't think heroes exist.  He had this mindset of superheros or something...
OnyxNeko
 
Greeley, CO
24 / F - Married
Posted: 10/08/08 at 10:50 PM 
Exactly!  That had to have been is thought cause I just don't know how someone could think they don't.  But then again the teacher did assign for them to say whether they exist or not so maybe it's a common thing?  Which would be super sad...
Milan  -  Model
 
Lethbridge, AB
23 / F - Attached
Posted: 10/09/08 at 09:59 AM 
I think heroes still exist.... anyone who significantly helps others, fights (and hopefully defeats) cancer, raises much awareness for a good cause... or even a single-mom raising her child, etc. I think there are heroes on various "levels"... personally, locally, nationally, internationally.

My dad is my hero.

Do you do a dinner every Sunday?
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 10/11/08 at 01:21 PM 
We have a dinner every Sunday except the third Sunday of the month.... so I get one Sunday off every month.

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