Name: Jersey
Location: Jersey, 0
Country: United Kingdom
Member Since: December 7, 2005
Number of Posts: 19124
Age/Gender: 28 / F
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Status: Other
Sexual Preference: Boys
About Me: No I don't live in New Jersey. I live in Jersey. It's about 30 miles from France in Europe.

Well she's all you'd ever want, she's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner. Well she always knows her place. She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner. She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady. None of this is true about me.

In short, this is me. Who you are speaking to now, online or in person. There isn't any difference.
Body Alterations: I've got a lot of bad ink, and some good ink. The good ink includes:

Star sleeve by JayJay Dallas (UK)
Back of calves by JayJay Dallas (UK)
Sleeve no where near finished by Demien C (UK)
Feet by Justin at Adorn in Portland OR
Chad Koeplinger custom small piece (USA)
Various pieces on lower legs: highlights by Stu and Matt at Spider Murphy's (USA) and Tiny Miss Becca (UK)
Chest piece by David Sena (USA)
Large thigh piece by David Sena (USA)

All padded out with bad pieces as I mentioned before, but like everyone here, its a work in progress.
What I like: Tea and lots of it. Crisps (potato chips). Travelling and adventures. Fun with friends. Whisky. Iceland. Robots. Cupcake. Beardy. Cadbury's Caramel pieces. Taking the piss. Pride and Prejudice. Spooning and cuddles. Cats. Random acts of badness. Marks and Spencer food. Proper fish and chips. Following my heart. Das Boot. Cake.

If you can make me laugh, then you're okay in my book.
Visual stimulation: My Flickr
Who am I?: I'm the Queen of Fucking Everything™ thats who I am.
If I'm rude...: Take the hint!
Wishlists: The Baby list, as people keep on asking me...

Cupcake lists:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/OQIFOP7W5KNO

Aural stimulation: My Last FM
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Posted: 08/21/08 at 10:51 AM  RSS
If I were a car, this is what I would look like:

Click For Full Size


Mood: rusty

(24 comments)
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Chixor  -  Model
 
Louisville, KY
27 / F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 10:52 AM 
Nuh uh you would be a sweet sleek sporty lotus elise....<3
Jersey  -  Moderator
 
Jersey, 0
28 / F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 10:56 AM 
please come and exfoliate my speckly nasty legs, I can barely put my shoes on by myself!
GraveyardSally  -  Model
 
Las Vegas, NV
29 / F - Married
Posted: 08/21/08 at 11:03 AM 
hahaha, i had the hardest time putting my own shoes on with my second pregnancy!  even slip-on shoes were a pain in the ass - so much so that i didn't go anywhere unless someone was home to help me with my shoes and socks.
Chixor  -  Model
 
Louisville, KY
27 / F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 11:04 AM 
Ok...I'll be there in umm? .....ummm....let me work out how long it will take to bike/sail there and i'll be there.
Milan  -  Model
 
Lethbridge, AB
23 / F - Attached
Posted: 08/21/08 at 11:04 AM 
you would at least have all 4 tires
GraveyardSally  -  Model
 
Las Vegas, NV
29 / F - Married
Posted: 08/21/08 at 11:05 AM 
in about a year, once cupcake is a bigger baby and can control her body a little, you'll feel much less like a rust bucket and more like a new-ish station wagon. 
Jersey  -  Moderator
 
Jersey, 0
28 / F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 11:05 AM 
well I have atleast ONE I can see haha
wickhd
 
Dartford, G5
46 / M - Single
Posted: 08/21/08 at 11:06 AM 
unique, beautiful, classic lines and a lot of fun to be in

Gwindylyn  -  Model Liaison
 
San Rafael, CA
F - Open Marriage
Posted: 08/21/08 at 12:07 PM 
We need to webcam before my mom goes home!
Jersey  -  Moderator
 
Jersey, 0
28 / F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 12:28 PM 
yes we do!

let me know when you are free!!! xx
cerephinna
 
Nottingham, J8
29 / F - Single
Posted: 08/21/08 at 12:54 PM 
Thanks for the welcome and thanks for letting me into your lovely group I promise to behave x x
AppleJax  -  Model
 
Regina, SK
F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 01:44 PM 
I hope that the sock/shoe ordeal has gotten itself worked out.  I'd definitely volunteer to help out, if I could afford to get myself there!!!
ChazStrummer
 
Cedartown, GA
44 / M - Single
Posted: 08/21/08 at 02:28 PM 
Not in my book.
jimmieknuckles  -  Ink Slinger
 
Trenton, NJ
32 / M - Attached
Posted: 08/21/08 at 02:29 PM 
a lotta room in the back,
just how i like my cars
Jersey  -  Moderator
 
Jersey, 0
28 / F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 02:31 PM 
you know, I never thought about it in that sense, but yes I do haha
jimmieknuckles  -  Ink Slinger
 
Trenton, NJ
32 / M - Attached
Posted: 08/21/08 at 02:32 PM 
thats two things you must have in a car, and a woman,

a good family, and room in the trunk
Jersey  -  Moderator
 
Jersey, 0
28 / F - Other
Posted: 08/21/08 at 02:33 PM 
and low emissions?
jimmieknuckles  -  Ink Slinger
 
Trenton, NJ
32 / M - Attached
Posted: 08/21/08 at 02:34 PM 
nah, you get used to the vapors with age
Sylvia  -  Model
 
Baltimore, MD
26 / F - Single
Posted: 08/21/08 at 04:49 PM 
haha so true!
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