So i again embrace the land of dnation to behold tales of woe and strange things hmmm.
Firsty i have suffered from that terrible illness that inflicts itself on men
Ha stress ball i want fucking sympathy i ill for christs sake dont need a giant pill to squeeze.
I have casted a admiring eye over some cool girly action in the last two weeks in britain it is customery to wear little or no clothes when the sun just comes out even if its 10 degrees see and you have goosepimples bigger than paris hiltons nipples yikes.
Amazingly my new next door neighbour thought it would be good to sit out in the garden strumming her acoustic guitar in a thonged bikini wowza shes knockin on 50 also another shocker just a bit fucked off she could have had a amp and flying v but beggers cant be choosers
sorry for the poor piccy quality i have yet to master voyuer photgraphy
So i move topic to one of my great loathes and loves work for my next peice of girly action.
The lovely Tamara whos stuck in the 50,s and is looking mighty fine after belly dancing her way back to curvacious size 14 again looks to good for me to concentrate on my job lol now in works white blouse ,black pencil skirt and fishnets shes topped it off with fuck me secretary glasses its not fair thats all i can say
but work is a minefield for me to cause mischief and mayhem you can have fun with half a football ...voila one swimming cap a dive off a table and then im famously appearing on piccys round the garage and on the web yikes
ha i guess i am blessed having pisstaking work chums they even made me a backcock coaster with furry fake pubes that come in handy when you spill your tea
So i get to see deadmanshand and lock and maccy ds own cera o in two weeks i guess they should shudder in fear what i might get up to!!
ps
i want this for my hoff tea cup and blackcock coaster its a terrorist teapot
Be cool listen to kings of leon/pink wtf???/black tide and black stone cherry.
Eat onion baajis and pre cum
Drink vodka red bull
Dream of fucking bbw chicks and danni minogue
Watch loadsa of Lee Mack and fawlty towers repeats.
