Things lately have been fun, for surrre!  A few weeks ago I got to hang out with the gorgeous Birgit and her mansauce at a beach a bit north.  Lots of redbull was consumed, and a few redvines, and we watched some silly high school kids surfing and getting half naked.  Birgit is amazing and hilarious and should kinda move out to L.A. and let me be her girlfriend on the sideee!  Look at how cute she isss!





She had just gotten tattooed at the Ink N Iron convention, and her leg looked like a midget attached to her by the end of the weekend.  She later told me she got sunburnt, so of course, I only imagined a sunburnt midget attached to her leg.  

I just got back from a lil mini vacation to Toronto.  Got to hang out with some pretty ladies, mainly my bestie Wren, my wife Hannah Rose, and my favorite lil thing ever, Darcy.  Darcy is amazing and we haz sessi video chats late night all dolled up.  She makes me blush and makes me feel like I'm going on a date with something super pretty

Wren and I played twister in the limo.  Wren shoe to Swindle boob, annnd go!



Then some dude ruined our hot picture, but don't worry, I had it fixed and put my boyfriend in there instead



And I decided to play bartender with the loads of shit vodka we got.  I normally hate vodka.  But when mixed generously with proper amounts of some shit Farrari energy drink (no lie, dude, Farrari), ya know, it's really not that bad!  And definitely does the job of getting Swindle and friends sufficiently plastered.  Big thanks to Jane Jett for helping me out a bit ago with my hairz too.  And for being so hawt all the damn time.



Mayhem posted this adorable picture of me and my friend Billy Bob.  I loved Billy Bob.  He was a bit anti-social, and kinda old and grumpy, and definitely hates kids even though he's subjected to them farrrr too much, but him and I had a moment, and he definitely has a place in my heart.



I miss Billy Bob, but not as much as I miss Mayhem.  She told me I was in her sex dream the other night.  It made me tingle in my under parts.  Eeeee!

I leave to go to the east coast briefly this weekend for the holiday.  I am not looking forward to the mosquitoes and frizzy hair that will come with the humidity.  I keep telling myself it's only for three days and that I will survive.  So long as I have my jack n cokes and occasional PBR.  I know, I know, I'm so patriotic!

My mansauce just got us a PS2 off craigslist.  The slim system, two controllers, guitar hero 3 controller, DDR pad (ohmigod I can't wait to get drunk and sprain my knee on DDR!!!), and like 20 games for only $100.  Fucking win!!  Just got Metal Gear Solid 2 and the boy can't stop playing.  I know I'll fall asleep to the sound of creepy Snake dude's voice and gunshots.  Yesss!