I am now officially a Visa employee! I have benefits and life insurance and a badge with "employee" written on it and in house dry cleaning and access to the gym and invitations to all the employee stuff like yoga classes and blood drives (although I can't donate blood due to having been tattooed within the past 12 months) and I have a free lunch in the cafeteria that closes before my lunch break and they gave me a nifty leather bound notebook with "Visa" written on it, a ribbon book mark and a pen and I get Paid time off!!!!

Here's me and my Visa stuff... The boy wasn't kidding when he said it was tough taking a picture of yourself with a prime lens. At least I could kinda fix the exposure and everything with it being shot in Raw


And right now they're painting our apartment building in one of three poop shades of brown. Seriously, if I pooped anything but unicorns and rainbows, my poop would be WAY prettier than the colors that they picked.

And while I've been bored at work I've been designing my Psychobilly Hello Kitty for my chest piece that I will eventually get (after I finish my leg sleeve and my dinosaur sleeve.) She's super cute.

This is the first version I did. She's cute but not psycho enough.



And this is the second version I did. She is super cute! Bonus points for anyone that can tell me where I got the inspiration for this bass design



That's all I've got for now. Seacrest OUT!!!