Name: Baunfire
Last Activity: 37 mins ago
Country: United States
Member Since: February 22, 2008
Number of Posts: 2069
Gender: F
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Sexual Preference: Boys & Girls
About Me: Me... Im a Professional Dominatrix and Fetish Model. I travel the US on a regular basis shooting, doing sessions, and attempting to love life... and my career. I work very hard and am proud of what I accomplish. Everyone tends to view modeling and travel as a grand, easy, adventure... But, I can contest and promise you that it is CERTAINLY not all cookies and cream. I get to meet and work with a ton of amazing people, but my time is always short and its exhausting. I do love what I do... but aspire to work less one day.

Im a free fucking spirit and I love everything about it.
Im a freak for animals and feel sympathy for them long before I can humans. I generally dont like people. Not to say I have a bad attitude, I have just found that its unintelligent to give much benefit of the doubt to what we can only be considered as either A) Ants... or B) Earth Cancer... we are quite a combination of both...
And, Bestiality... no, sorry, I dont fuck my dogs... (Yes, Ive been asked... I may love Fetish, but that is totally fucked up!)


Did I say Im a little brutally honest and forward?
Body Mods: Tattoo:

Chest: Bright Star Burst.
Abdomen: Ank
Shoulders/Back: Pixie, Dragons with Chinese Lettering
Lower Back: Everybodys favorite first tattoo and tramp stamp :D! Yeay me :P
Wave and Flowers on left Butt Cheek
Circular Flames on Left Cheek
Personalized MY dogs specific print on left hip
"I know we cant all stay here forever, so Ill write my words on the face of today, and then Ill paint it" on right hip

Piercings:

2- Tongue piercings
2- Belly button
1- Labret (for the 3rd time)
1- Industrial Right Ear
1- Conch Right Ear
3- Surface Anchors: Left Wrist, 2 in chest
1- Septum
1- Helix Left Ear
Ears gauged to 2 (still stretching)
Multiple other regular ear piercings
Favorite Bands: Im a bit of a grundge, hardcore, hippie? If you can imagine. Tool, Blind Melon, A Perfect Circle, OLD Slipknot, Fiona Apple... Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Im all over the place. I fucking love music.
I think. Yes, I absolutely DO: Our government sucks

Soccer Moms are making our youth whiny bitches waiting to be picked up for and taken care of until they are well into their 50's when their mommies finally die and are forced to remove themselves from the tit and learn how to wipe their asses... Yes, this mainly applies to men.

There is no one to Vote for in '08 that can handle that is going to be loaded into every orifice they have. (Then again, Palin is a dumb enough cunt robot bitch that you can possibly fill her entire body with WMD's... She is fucking empty of anything and everything HUMAN.... THATS WHERE THEY ARE HIDING THEM!! IN THAT ZOMBIES CUNT!!! HAHAHAHAHAH)

I dont meet a stranger, people rock until they give me a reason to think otherwise.

Butterflies shouldnt be touched, youll hurt them. Let them touch you..

Relationships may just be TOO hard, and Im not into them.

Adults take sex worse then teenagers.
Buy My Love.. Oh Yes, You CAN!: BUY ME SOMETHING!! NOW!! :P

My Amazon.com Wish List

Hot Topic: http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/wishlist/viewSomeonesWishList.jsp?EM=ek1%3Aeb617c862be6471ab153602a97d0f314&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442162898&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028382&bmUID=1206226008414

OR

Go to my site BAUNDAGE.COM check me out and donate, buy from wishlists, I even have a fetish store!!
Interested In: Photography
Getting paid to beat mens asses :D (Baundage.com)
Creative Tattoos
Piercings
Fire Breathing
Skydiving
X Games
BonFires :D (Who would have guessed?)
Belly dancing (Graveyard Sally totally has me sold!!)
Pet Peeves: I have no patience for:
beating around the bush
wasting my time
ignorance
stupidity
Pompousness
Inability to self motivate
Thinking the world owes you something
EXPECTING forgiveness without reason
Un-Cleanliness
Unorganization (I know its not a word... but, I dont think I have to explain)
No Kids - Pets Only,Thank You!: Neechoe - 5 year old Shepard/Chow
Summer - 3 Year old Jack Russel/Min Pin
Betsy - 10-12 yr old Rescue Chihuahua (epilepsy and thyroid problems)

Osiris- 3 year old cat who is brother to Isis, they were from the same litter, but both as different as they could get. I fucking LOVE my children... and Ill kick your ass if you have a problem with that. :D!

I treat these guys like Platinum. And, they do the same to me. This is my posse.

2 - Fire Belly Toads
7 - Female Bettas
2 - Male Bettas
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:02 PM  RSS
Bored
I updated my personal AND professional myspace

I updated some things on my website

I posted a blog on my personal myspace

I took care of my grandfather all day

I showered and my ass is finally clean

And now...  I got nothing...

So, Imma go over to my moms BF's and hang out a bit

Keeping fingers crossed that my hair doesnt freeze in the process

There is a good chance Ill have icicles for hair...

GOOD GOD IM FUCKING BORED!   I am in a dry county on a mountain that shuts down at 7pm...

Damn...

If I werent at my families house... At least I could play with MYSELF! LOL


(18 comments)
Gwindylyn  -  Model Liaison
 
San Rafael, CA
F - Open Marriage
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:04 PM 
I'm bored home alone working on sets . . . what a fun Friday night!  I lead such an exciting life . . .
Baunfire  -  Model
 
Orange Park, FL
F - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:06 PM 
BOO for shitty Friday nights...
OOH!  We could get on webcam and make eachother all hot and bothered! ROFL :D  j/k.. KINDA
Gwindylyn  -  Model Liaison
 
San Rafael, CA
F - Open Marriage
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:31 PM 
I would probably just giggle the whole time . . . I suck at phone sex too.

Baunfire  -  Model
 
Orange Park, FL
F - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 05:33 PM 
Being at my families it would be hard for me to do anything but laugh myself...
at home it may take me a few drinks :D

Miss you momma!!


darkwun  -  Fine Artist
 
Chicago, IL
26 / M - Attached
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:15 PM 
I'm not bored just in need of a shower, I spent the past few nights staring at photoshop and I'm cooking up something awesome.  But I'm going to play with my self in the shower.
Ruby  -  Model
 
Fairfield, NJ
23 / F - Other
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:23 PM 
hahah awww baby! at least you won't be bored in a few days!!!!

and i told you it was cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baunfire  -  Model
 
Orange Park, FL
F - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 06:42 PM 
This isnt cold...  this is fucking unlivable... 17 degree?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
AppleJax  -  Model
 
Regina, SK
F - Other
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:25 PM 
Maybe if you had a nice LOOOOONG shower, you could get away with playing with yerself...I'd come play with ya
Baunfire  -  Model
 
Orange Park, FL
F - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 06:31 PM 
Its made for the handicapped...  I dont fit in it so that I could "work" myself :D  BOO!
Musical_Poet
 
Ames, IA
29 / M - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:30 PM 
wee!! I'm bored too and hungry too
PoppaBear
 
Seattle, WA
22 / M - Attached
Posted: 11/21/08 at 04:36 PM 
god i hate dry counties.....we don't have any of them around here..but on a lighter note we should totally start a boring fridays club....we could make uber cool t-shirts that have BFC on them...and everyone would be like..."oh they all have matching t-shirts they must be cool"....and then maybe we wouldnt have boring fridays...just an idea....
Baunfire  -  Model
 
Orange Park, FL
F - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 06:30 PM 
BFC ALL THE WAY!!

What would the hand sign be for our gang?
PoppaBear
 
Seattle, WA
22 / M - Attached
Posted: 11/21/08 at 09:09 PM 
oh jeez...i think all the good ones are taken.....we should have started this gang like twenty years ago when all the "original" gangs started so we had more options to pick from....i'd hate to end up in a copyright lawsuit you know those gangsta's they are brutal
Tadpole
 
Lake Villa, IL
33 / M - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 05:19 PM 
I have honestly forgotten what anything but boredom feels like at this juncture.  I say, catch a shower and diddle yourself silly.
rpg  -  Staff Photographer
 
Regina, SK
M - Other
Posted: 11/21/08 at 06:26 PM 
I was bored, and tired, so I took a nap.....which means I'll proabaly be up until 4 am like I was last night. 


Baunfire  -  Model
 
Orange Park, FL
F - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 06:28 PM 
Yeah, that was gonna be my option, but, alas... I too was afraid of the same thing, so I forced awake out of myself...
Mercedes  -  Model
 
Bay Area, CA
F - Single
Posted: 11/21/08 at 10:36 PM 
I'm bored too.BOO for lame Friday nights!
Aradia  -  Model
 
Tucson, AZ
F - Single
Posted: 11/22/08 at 07:40 AM 
 LOL!!!  boredom is when i cruise the net to find porn

 


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