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TMFKABanana
Indianapolis, IN
United States
Posts:   1445
Joined:   Feb 19, 06
Posted: 08/27/08 at 05:47 AM
No one cares. No one is "intrigued". No one thinks "Man, that girl is HOT H-O-T!" Mostly, they think "Oh, there she goes flirting with ANOTHER one. I'm sure she'll tell us ALLLLL about the sex she had in an attempt to sound like a sex kitten. What a hoe bag."

Honey, you don't have to flirt with every human you come into contact with. You don't have to tell us your kinky sex stories and about how you've fucked a couple of strangers. In fact, you don't have to tell us you've had sex at all. Especially lots and lots of partners in a very short amount of time, none of which you seemed to know very well. It doesn't make you sound sexy or more likable at all. You don't have to do all of that for our attention. I pinky swear that we will like you anyway.


MissD
Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD
United States
Posts:   15768
Joined:   Jan 02, 06
Posted: 08/27/08 at 09:51 AM
I hate that I see your face everywhere

MellyKitty
Model
Littleton, CO
United States
Posts:   459
Joined:   Aug 03, 08
Posted: 08/27/08 at 04:26 PM
Actually yes, this is awkward now. I'm leaving and don't expect to ever see or work with me again thanks.

wes
Photographer
Louisville, KY
United States
Posts:   2037
Joined:   Nov 26, 05
Posted: 08/29/08 at 08:15 PM
this is easier than typing




Andi
Portland, OR
United States
Posts:   1985
Joined:   Dec 03, 07
Posted: 08/29/08 at 10:26 PM
I am afraid it's a little too late.

Lucisptera
Moderator
Austin, TX
United States
Posts:   23228
Joined:   Dec 08, 05
Posted: 09/01/08 at 09:12 PM
I do NOT like being cut off mid sentence.

Is all you EVER think about food?

Sometimes I think your son is the most mature one in the family.


Edited by Lucisptera on : 9/1/2008 9:12 PM
adding one.

Mayhem
Model
Seattle, WA
United States
Posts:   5548
Joined:   Feb 21, 08
Posted: 09/01/08 at 10:24 PM
I love you.

MissD
Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD
United States
Posts:   15768
Joined:   Jan 02, 06
Posted: 09/02/08 at 05:17 AM
Can we get the fucking show on the road already

TMFKABanana
Indianapolis, IN
United States
Posts:   1445
Joined:   Feb 19, 06
Posted: 09/04/08 at 11:42 AM
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! AND NOT STOOP LIKE THE PORCH. STOP LIKE THE QUIT DOING THAT!

seshasevers
Key West, FL
United States
Posts:   77
Joined:   Aug 31, 08
Posted: 09/04/08 at 06:43 PM
Why wont you just fucking touch me already?

MissD
Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD
United States
Posts:   15768
Joined:   Jan 02, 06
Posted: 09/07/08 at 10:27 AM
Well fuck you !! I mean really you kidding me. I just never thought I would hear those words come from you. Never thought it would be all about you. How quickly things change.

thejuanupsman
Hopkins, MN
United States
Posts:   7935
Joined:   Dec 19, 05
Posted: 09/07/08 at 11:04 PM
Fucking donkey bastard.

MissD
Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD
United States
Posts:   15768
Joined:   Jan 02, 06
Posted: 09/08/08 at 06:00 AM
When I woke up this morning the first thing I thought about doing was telling you to fuck off just a fyi !

Kara
Lovettsville, VA
United States
Posts:   10164
Joined:   Nov 27, 05
Posted: 09/08/08 at 11:14 AM
The other morning when you rolled over in your sleep and grazed my leg I froze up thinking you must wanna have sex. You touch me so little that that only time you do is for nookie. How sad is that?

TMFKABanana
Indianapolis, IN
United States
Posts:   1445
Joined:   Feb 19, 06
Posted: 09/08/08 at 11:35 AM


You are doing private stuff in public. Only attention whores do that. And regular whores.

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