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Prince
Jacksonville, FL
United States
Posts:   166
Joined:   Mar 05, 08
Posted: 08/25/08 at 05:44 AM
Thats a really good questiion.

My original thought was a light saber, but those rely on a plasma sheild and once that depletes, its done for.
I definately don't want a gun unless I have infinite ammo, Saws rely on electricity so they're no good.
I finally decided on a series of super detailed and expert-crafted Katanas/samurai swords.
http://www.handmadesword.com/104l.html
http://www.handmadesword.com/322.html
http://www.handmadesword.com/ma-756.html

If it's the end of the world, might as well have some Dimmu Borgir playing while I hack across hoards of the undead.
(Mourning Palace by Dimmu Borgir)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOzRESZhXAc

Jet Li would totally kick Zombie ass.
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/14/mummy-jet-li.jpg

MellyKitty
Model
Littleton, CO
United States
Posts:   459
Joined:   Aug 03, 08
Posted: 08/25/08 at 10:31 AM
Let it be said that I would not fight zombies with any of you. You would all die.

All your guns are useless without a silencer. You guys would be attracting zombies from miles away. As far as a chainsaw, your fuel is finite and it's loud and heavy. A flamethrower can cause more harm than good. Zombies don't feel pain so they can still pursue you while on fire. Again, the fuel is expensive and finite.

For short range hand to hand combat you would want something to destroy the brain with that will not attract more zombies. Ex: Machete or crowbar. You would also need more than just one weapon.

You wouldn't want music playing, again, noise will attract zombies.

And you shouldn't choose a famous person. Unless you know that person very well, how do you know how they will act under pressure? Even if you know that person very how do you know they can maintain their composure when an outbreak happens?

That being said:
Crossbow (for a silent longer range attack) or a crowbar for short range combat (depending on how the situation happens I'd like to be prepared for either.)
Fuck The World- Tiger Army (in ipod form so as not to attract zombies and very quiet so I can still hear my surroundings.)
Tiger Woods (because I know he'll be able to whack the shit out of something if need be and he also appears good under pressure.)

Blackacidonkey
Helsinki, 13
Finland
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Joined:   Nov 29, 05
Posted: 08/25/08 at 05:15 PM
Weapon: Lightsaber

Music: Nothing, don´t want every fucking zombie coming my way.

Celebrity: Danny Trejo

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...

MellyKitty
Model
Littleton, CO
United States
Posts:   459
Joined:   Aug 03, 08
Posted: 08/25/08 at 09:30 PM
Blackacidonkey said:

Weapon: Lightsaber

Music: Nothing, don´t want every fucking zombie coming my way.

Celebrity: Danny Trejo

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...


Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!

I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up.


Edited by MellyKitty on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM
i forgot the heart

samguss
Staff Photographer
Fort Lauderdale, FL
United States
Posts:   5073
Joined:   Jul 22, 07
Posted: 08/25/08 at 10:15 PM
MellyKitty said:

Blackacidonkey said:

Weapon: Lightsaber

Music: Nothing, don´t want every fucking zombie coming my way.

Celebrity: Danny Trejo

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...


Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!

I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up.

Edited by MellyKitty on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM
i forgot the heart


lolz exactly why I said I would not let myself get caught in a mall during a zombie attack. Too many other people that will probably turn.


MellyKitty
Model
Littleton, CO
United States
Posts:   459
Joined:   Aug 03, 08
Posted: 08/26/08 at 09:11 AM
samguss said:

MellyKitty said:

Blackacidonkey said:

Weapon: Lightsaber

Music: Nothing, don´t want every fucking zombie coming my way.

Celebrity: Danny Trejo

You folks should read the Zombie Survival Guide...


Hahahaha!!! Thats what I did if my post wasn't annoyingly obvious enough!

I'd kill zombies with you. You know whats up.

Edited by MellyKitty on : 8/25/2008 9:31 PM
i forgot the heart


lolz exactly why I said I would not let myself get caught in a mall during a zombie attack. Too many other people that will probably turn.

Or those people would attract more zombies and make the whole situation a billion times worse. But from documentaries that I've seen regarding the subject of zombies in a mall, we should have the ability/chance to see a zombie baby


darkwun
Fine Artist
Chicago, IL
United States
Posts:   2340
Joined:   Feb 17, 06
Posted: 08/26/08 at 10:43 AM
Weapon: +12 Scimitar of Darkness...this is an example with out the +12 and darkness
Song: Dimmu Borgir Puritanical or Metallica Call of Cthulu
Famous Person: Largo from Megatokyo he has bigger guns or if it has to be a real person Christopher Lambert

Mayhem
Model
Seattle, WA
United States
Posts:   5548
Joined:   Feb 21, 08
Posted: 08/27/08 at 12:47 AM
see I was going on the theory that I had infinite ammo....
and that the noise rule wasnt being applied... that wasn't in the requirements!

If that was the case I would want:

Halo Energy Sword
And I would make up my own theme music like kronk



And my celebrity choice would have to be Milla Jovovich.. she has experience.

leezard
Lapeer, MI
United States
Posts:   427
Joined:   Dec 03, 07
Posted: 08/27/08 at 06:51 AM
There are no "rules" its just something fun. i had no idea people would take it so seriously.

MellyKitty
Model
Littleton, CO
United States
Posts:   459
Joined:   Aug 03, 08
Posted: 08/27/08 at 11:32 AM
And that's where you went wrong

(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert. )

Chromedioxide
Salisbury, MD
United States
Posts:   1965
Joined:   Nov 23, 05
Posted: 08/27/08 at 12:27 PM
MellyKitty said:

And that's where you went wrong

(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert. )


Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea.


MellyKitty
Model
Littleton, CO
United States
Posts:   459
Joined:   Aug 03, 08
Posted: 08/27/08 at 04:24 PM
Chromedioxide said:

MellyKitty said:

And that's where you went wrong

(I'm just jokingly being an ass. I'm not a reanimated corpse expert, I'm the robot dismantling technical expert. )


Sweet, you can just build a army of sentient droids to wipe out the zombies and sit back and enjoy with a cup of tea.


I think you misunderstood. I am a robot dismantling technical expert. Translation: Robot killer. All robots are evil. So I don't build them, I destroy them



*this does not include Johnny 5. He's the shit*

seshasevers
Key West, FL
United States
Posts:   77
Joined:   Aug 31, 08
Posted: 09/02/08 at 09:57 AM
hmmmmm


Weapon: Chainsaw
Song: Spitfire-Prodigy
Celebrity- Mila Jovovich

She's spent a good deal of time with zombies, and she can kick some serious ass :P

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