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Leila said:Ri-kun said:
Leila said:picking up the phone- I think lots of people have had a lover who has thought it to be funny to pick up the phone and have a conversation in the middle of having sex, but that gets old real fast and can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end I worked with a guy who's girlfriend would answer the phone right when they were in the middle of going at it doggy style. It always pissed him off, because she rarely let him fuck her this way, and whenever she did, the phone always rang. One time, he was hammering at her really hard from behind when, predictably, the phone went off. The guy just sorta snapped and just started nailing her as fast and as brutally as he could, going on about how he was NOT stopping! The amazing thing was, according to him, she STILL attempted to have a conversation with whoever it was on the other line.
"I'm ahhh... at JUUUSSS... TINS!"
Hilarious!
LOL! If he were anywhere near where I live now, I suggest that!
P.S. I mean this in no disrespect whatsoever, but what exactly is it that women get out of anal sex? I've wondered about this for a long time. I mean, for guys, it's because of the prosrate gland. But, what spot does it hit for women? And I'm asking in all seriousness, just so you know! |
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Ri-kun said:Leila said:Ri-kun said:
Leila said:picking up the phone- I think lots of people have had a lover who has thought it to be funny to pick up the phone and have a conversation in the middle of having sex, but that gets old real fast and can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end I worked with a guy who's girlfriend would answer the phone right when they were in the middle of going at it doggy style. It always pissed him off, because she rarely let him fuck her this way, and whenever she did, the phone always rang. One time, he was hammering at her really hard from behind when, predictably, the phone went off. The guy just sorta snapped and just started nailing her as fast and as brutally as he could, going on about how he was NOT stopping! The amazing thing was, according to him, she STILL attempted to have a conversation with whoever it was on the other line.
"I'm ahhh... at JUUUSSS... TINS!"
Hilarious!
LOL! If he were anywhere near where I live now, I suggest that!
P.S. I mean this in no disrespect whatsoever, but what exactly is it that women get out of anal sex? I've wondered about this for a long time. I mean, for guys, it's because of the prosrate gland. But, what spot does it hit for women? And I'm asking in all seriousness, just so you know!
Thats EXACTLY how I feel. For a guy receiving anal sex makes a lot more sence, however I know there are a lot of women out there who do enjoy it, I'm just not one of them. I've tried the whole anal thing and it's either painful or just uncomfortable. |
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A buddy of mine bet me that I wouldn't throw my condom against the wall when I was finished nailing a particular aquaintance. Well, I am pretty much an addicted gambler so I couldn't turn it down. So, immediately after cumming I slid of my rubber and went "Yeah baby!" and chucked it against the wall.
It went over like a fart in church with the girl, but I won five bucks so it worked out.
recap: throwing condoms = bad.
Oh yeah, I always answer my phone, and if it's not my mom, I usually will say "Hey, I'm fuckin right now, can you call back later?"
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I don't have that problem, my concern for the woman cumming is minimal at best.  |
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Ohhh yesss! Im with ya on that one Kali!
Edited by Firecracka on : 9/12/2006 10:08 PM
Edited by Firecracka on : 9/12/2006 10:08 PM
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Those are so great! I much prefer being able to get off five times in a row than just getting off quick. |
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