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Socks.. yep.. bad unless they are some cute kneesocks or something (girls only on that one)
And don't look at the clock a lot... I mean, if you have that little time, don't bother!
Phones are bad and should be either on vibrate somewhere they can't be heard or in another room
Petting critters (cats or dogs) .. can be sorta creepy
Talking to roomates/friends through the door (or not through the door is even worse!) They better not interrupt unless it's an emergency anyways.
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Calixta said:and don't look at the clock a lot... I mean, if you have that little time, don't bother!
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Leila said:picking up the phone- I think lots of people have had a lover who has thought it to be funny to pick up the phone and have a conversation in the middle of having sex, but that gets old real fast and can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end I worked with a guy who's girlfriend would answer the phone right when they were in the middle of going at it doggy style. It always pissed him off, because she rarely let him fuck her this way, and whenever she did, the phone always rang. One time, he was hammering at her really hard from behind when, predictably, the phone went off. The guy just sorta snapped and just started nailing her as fast and as brutally as he could, going on about how he was NOT stopping! The amazing thing was, according to him, she STILL attempted to have a conversation with whoever it was on the other line.
"I'm ahhh... at JUUUSSS... TINS!"
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"Never ever pull a box of action figures out from under your bed and start playing with them, pretending her breasts are hills."
So, none of this action:
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Pushing on the back of my head while I'm giving head. Not only does this make a girl choke sometimes, but it's bloody rude. I don't need my esophagus hammered by cock, and if I did, lemme do it on my own. Blargh.
Yanking on my nipple rings. Holy hell. They're piercings, not freaking handles. There's a difference between a tug that can feel quite good and pulling on em like you're trying to start a lawnmower. Ow.
For guys, I'd appreciate not being squished. Pleasepleaseplease support yourself just a little or if you can't we can switch up positions.
For girls, PLEASE wash your junk beforehand if you've been working or sweating or something. I shouldn't have to breathe through my mouth. Also, if you need to fart, it's less embarrassing to just stop things and say "I need to fart" than to have me puking later because you tried to hold it in and got in to things a bit and let one rip at my face. Bleck!! |
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Ri-kun said:
Leila said:picking up the phone- I think lots of people have had a lover who has thought it to be funny to pick up the phone and have a conversation in the middle of having sex, but that gets old real fast and can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end I worked with a guy who's girlfriend would answer the phone right when they were in the middle of going at it doggy style. It always pissed him off, because she rarely let him fuck her this way, and whenever she did, the phone always rang. One time, he was hammering at her really hard from behind when, predictably, the phone went off. The guy just sorta snapped and just started nailing her as fast and as brutally as he could, going on about how he was NOT stopping! The amazing thing was, according to him, she STILL attempted to have a conversation with whoever it was on the other line.
"I'm ahhh... at JUUUSSS... TINS!"
Hilarious!
Haha, he should have stuck it in her ass! |
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Locke said:Pushing on the back of my head while I'm giving head. Not only does this make a girl choke sometimes, but it's bloody rude. I don't need my esophagus hammered by cock, and if I did, lemme do it on my own. Blargh.
Yanking on my nipple rings. Holy hell. They're piercings, not freaking handles. There's a difference between a tug that can feel quite good and pulling on em like you're trying to start a lawnmower. Ow.
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Precisly what i was gonna say , If im giving you head, yes i like to go deep so if i pull back its because i need air! smackingme back down will only get you A:bitten or B: puked on and neither are fun for anyone.
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