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Calixta
Austin, TX
United States
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Posted: 09/08/06 at 01:09 PM

Socks.. yep.. bad unless they are some cute kneesocks or something (girls only on that one)


And don't look at the clock a lot... I mean, if you have that little time, don't bother!


Phones are bad and should be either on vibrate somewhere they can't be heard or in another room


Petting critters (cats or dogs) .. can be sorta creepy


Talking to roomates/friends through the door (or not through the door is even worse!) They better not interrupt unless it's an emergency anyways.



Kundalini
Fookya, 63
Burkina Faso
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Posted: 09/08/06 at 01:31 PM
Never ever pull a box of action figures out from under your bed and start playing with them, pretending her breasts are hills.

fukidunno
Ann Arbor, MI
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Posted: 09/08/06 at 02:37 PM
Calixta said:

and don't look at the clock a lot... I mean, if you have that little time, don't bother!


I think sometimes it's to see if they "lasted" long enough in their minds... lol


Inti
Madison, WI
United States
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Posted: 09/08/06 at 03:41 PM
Yeahhhh having animals in the room/watching you can be pretty creepy.

rogue
Harlow, E4
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Posted: 09/09/06 at 02:53 AM
Leila said:

can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end

Stop spying on me! Well it wasn't DURING, it was after. Twice. And once when I was walking around naked with my girlfriend in the bed. what is wrong with that woman?

Oh and women, don't have your mobile (cell) phone on. I can ignore my house phone. Apparently, you cannot ignore your mobile. If this is so, turn it off!

About the sock thing - I have athlete's foot! I can't help it. But once I've sorted that out...

fukidunno
Ann Arbor, MI
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Posted: 09/09/06 at 10:01 AM
If you can't control the urge to watch television during a lull, turn the damned thing off.

Ri-kun
Preston, MS
United States
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Posted: 09/09/06 at 02:32 PM
Kundalini said:

Never ever pull a box of action figures out from under your bed and start playing with them, pretending her breasts are hills.

Have you actually DONE this?!?

Ri-kun
Preston, MS
United States
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Posted: 09/09/06 at 02:36 PM
Leila said:

picking up the phone- I think lots of people have had a lover who has thought it to be funny to pick up the phone and have a conversation in the middle of having sex, but that gets old real fast and can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end

I worked with a guy who's girlfriend would answer the phone right when they were in the middle of going at it doggy style. It always pissed him off, because she rarely let him fuck her this way, and whenever she did, the phone always rang. One time, he was hammering at her really hard from behind when, predictably, the phone went off. The guy just sorta snapped and just started nailing her as fast and as brutally as he could, going on about how he was NOT stopping! The amazing thing was, according to him, she STILL attempted to have a conversation with whoever it was on the other line.


"I'm ahhh... at JUUUSSS... TINS!"


Hilarious!

GraveyardSally
Model
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Posted: 09/09/06 at 09:37 PM
Kundalini said:

Never ever pull a box of action figures out from under your bed and start playing with them, pretending her breasts are hills.


i actually think that's kinda cute. i've been known to join in on the game.

CJW
Staff Photographer
Las Vegas, NV
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Posted: 09/10/06 at 01:47 PM
Two words:

Cleveland Steamer.

CJW
Staff Photographer
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Posted: 09/10/06 at 01:56 PM
"Never ever pull a box of action figures out from under your bed and start playing with them, pretending her breasts are hills."

So, none of this action:

fukidunno
Ann Arbor, MI
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Posted: 09/10/06 at 11:31 PM
:runs to google Cleveland Steamer:

Locke
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Posted: 09/11/06 at 10:39 AM

Pushing on the back of my head while I'm giving head. Not only does this make a girl choke sometimes, but it's bloody rude. I don't need my esophagus hammered by cock, and if I did, lemme do it on my own. Blargh.


Yanking on my nipple rings. Holy hell. They're piercings, not freaking handles. There's a difference between a tug that can feel quite good and pulling on em like you're trying to start a lawnmower. Ow.


For guys, I'd appreciate not being squished. Pleasepleaseplease support yourself just a little or if you can't we can switch up positions.


For girls, PLEASE wash your junk beforehand if you've been working or sweating or something. I shouldn't have to breathe through my mouth. Also, if you need to fart, it's less embarrassing to just stop things and say "I need to fart" than to have me puking later because you tried to hold it in and got in to things a bit and let one rip at my face. Bleck!!


Leila
Model
Worcester, MA
United States
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Posted: 09/11/06 at 11:50 AM
Ri-kun said:


Leila said:

picking up the phone- I think lots of people have had a lover who has thought it to be funny to pick up the phone and have a conversation in the middle of having sex, but that gets old real fast and can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end

I worked with a guy who's girlfriend would answer the phone right when they were in the middle of going at it doggy style. It always pissed him off, because she rarely let him fuck her this way, and whenever she did, the phone always rang. One time, he was hammering at her really hard from behind when, predictably, the phone went off. The guy just sorta snapped and just started nailing her as fast and as brutally as he could, going on about how he was NOT stopping! The amazing thing was, according to him, she STILL attempted to have a conversation with whoever it was on the other line.


"I'm ahhh... at JUUUSSS... TINS!"


Hilarious!



Haha, he should have stuck it in her ass!

Krimsonnox
Austin, TX
United States
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Posted: 09/11/06 at 02:25 PM
Locke said:

Pushing on the back of my head while I'm giving head. Not only does this make a girl choke sometimes, but it's bloody rude. I don't need my esophagus hammered by cock, and if I did, lemme do it on my own. Blargh.


Yanking on my nipple rings. Holy hell. They're piercings, not freaking handles. There's a difference between a tug that can feel quite good and pulling on em like you're trying to start a lawnmower. Ow.



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Precisly what i was gonna say , If im giving you head, yes i like to go deep so if i pull back its because i need air! smackingme back down will only get you A:bitten or B: puked on and neither are fun for anyone.




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