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Jersey
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Posted: 01/28/08 at 10:56 PM
vomit

Sinclair
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Posted: 01/28/08 at 11:45 PM
Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.



Arin
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Posted: 01/30/08 at 11:25 AM
Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Thats fucking hilarious! Probably not when it happened, however reading that made me laugh really hard. I think I would probably laugh in his face and then leave hahaha. However I sleep with a teddy bear, so i'm one to talk ha.

Jersey: I hear some people are into vomiting hahaha. Actually my ex really wanted me to vomit on his cock just to see what it was like hahaha. Can't say I ever did though.


AppleJax
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Posted: 01/30/08 at 11:48 AM
Arin said:

Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Thats fucking hilarious! Probably not when it happened, however reading that made me laugh really hard. I think I would probably laugh in his face and then leave hahaha. However I sleep with a teddy bear, so i'm one to talk ha.

Jersey: I hear some people are into vomiting hahaha. Actually my ex really wanted me to vomit on his cock just to see what it was like hahaha. Can't say I ever did though.




Aw, I have cartoon sheets on my bed. They're Gir though....so I think they're cool!!! I sleep with a bear too

Sinclair
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Posted: 01/30/08 at 12:23 PM
Arin said:

Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Thats fucking hilarious! Probably not when it happened, however reading that made me laugh really hard. I think I would probably laugh in his face and then leave hahaha. However I sleep with a teddy bear, so i'm one to talk ha.

Jersey: I hear some people are into vomiting hahaha. Actually my ex really wanted me to vomit on his cock just to see what it was like hahaha. Can't say I ever did though.



i'm not so proud to say i was with that guy for almost a year. i wouldn't be surprised if he still has cartoon sheets on his bed.

and i sleep with a bear too. it was my daddy's. most of his fur is missing and he only has one eye. he's so cute.


Metro
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Posted: 02/01/08 at 05:58 PM
ugh...my boyfriend thinks its cool to try and tist me into new and "exciting" positions...um hello MY SPINE yeah it sure does not bend that way thanks now if u could PLEASE untie my legs from behind my head i would like to go to sleep now.
total turn off.
sure new positions are fun
but not when aftrer 2 seconds im screaming
and not in orgasim but infact in exptream pain.!!!

blah!!!!

Ri-kun
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Posted: 02/18/08 at 03:32 PM
Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Does this mean my Ninja Turtle bedsheets have to go?



Sinclair
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Posted: 02/18/08 at 10:02 PM
Ri-kun said:

Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Does this mean my Ninja Turtle bedsheets have to go?




'fraid so my dear.


MissD
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Posted: 02/19/08 at 07:26 PM
Ri-kun said:

Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Does this mean my Ninja Turtle bedsheets have to go?




Well you could look at it as a test. If she digs the sheets then you know she is the one


Ri-kun
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Posted: 02/20/08 at 08:20 PM
MissD said:

Ri-kun said:

Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Does this mean my Ninja Turtle bedsheets have to go?




Well you could look at it as a test. If she digs the sheets then you know she is the one



You are probably right on this.

Nanachan
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Posted: 02/26/08 at 04:17 PM
Lol, I wear socks during sex. My boyfriend really likes when I wear knee high striped socks. Sometimes boots too :D


Vandal
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Posted: 02/26/08 at 07:40 PM
Nanachan said:

Lol, I wear socks during sex. My boyfriend really likes when I wear knee high striped socks. Sometimes boots too :D



lol i wear knee high socks when i havent shaved my legs

Mayhem
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Posted: 02/28/08 at 05:18 PM

- Don't talk like Borat and say "very niiice yes!"


- Don't make the Zoidberg woop woop woop noise either.
Most things should be selfexplainatory, but it's shocking how you have to reiterate the do's and don'ts with some people! hahaha


LuLux
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Posted: 02/28/08 at 05:57 PM
Arin said:

Sinclair said:

Leila said:

Don't have cartoon bed sheets...that's just creepy


this actually happened to me. i went to a guy's house. he was 23 years old. (it was several years ago.) not only did he have a bunk bed but he had WINNIE THE POOH sheets on his bed!!!! weird. fucking weird.




Thats fucking hilarious! Probably not when it happened, however reading that made me laugh really hard. I think I would probably laugh in his face and then leave hahaha. However I sleep with a teddy bear, so i'm one to talk ha.

Jersey: I hear some people are into vomiting hahaha. Actually my ex really wanted me to vomit on his cock just to see what it was like hahaha. Can't say I ever did though.



Oh No! The whole vomiting on the cock thing my B.friend has brought that up to! Or wanting me to sneeze while we are screwing just to see what it would feel like...


GraveyardSally
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Posted: 02/28/08 at 06:24 PM
LuLux said:

Oh No! The whole vomiting on the cock thing my B.friend has brought that up to! Or wanting me to sneeze while we are screwing just to see what it would feel like...



i sneezed mid-coitus and pushed his penis out. he said it hurt. i laughed.

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