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Leila
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Worcester, MA
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Posted: 09/06/06 at 04:00 PM
take the damn socks off! unless your partner has a sock fetish they just bring your sexiness down a level.

burping during sex- if your not eating or drinking then you shouldn't be burping. which brings me to the next topic...

eating during sex- some food can be fun, whipped cream, strawberries, etc. but anything that takes to much effort to eat is just a distraction

picking up the phone- I think lots of people have had a lover who has thought it to be funny to pick up the phone and have a conversation in the middle of having sex, but that gets old real fast and can get pretty creepy if it turns out to be grandma on the other end

Kali
Indianapolis, IN
United States
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Posted: 09/06/06 at 04:05 PM
Yay! Fun topic!

NEVER FORGET TO PULL MY HAIR!!

Jersey
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Jersey, 0
United Kingdom
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Posted: 09/06/06 at 04:14 PM
does this thread have to be about bed/sex?

Cos I don't like crumbs in the bed. Sure you can eat, I do, but be careful!!!

GraveyardSally
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Las Vegas, NV
United States
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Posted: 09/06/06 at 04:22 PM
never wake me up for sex by poking me with your boner.

dgtlb
Washington, DC
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Posted: 09/06/06 at 07:16 PM
Leila- what if you end up burbing b/c you have been down south for quite some time and you end up getting air all in your system? just burb discretely... like squeezing a toot...speaking of tootin, that should not be done either.

Edited by dgtlb on : 9/6/2006 7:20 PM

Edited by dgtlb on : 9/6/2006 7:31 PM

Inti
Madison, WI
United States
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Posted: 09/06/06 at 08:29 PM
Ugh. Wearing socks definitely.

Also treating me like I'm made out of glass. I LIKE being thrown around, having my hair pulled, being bitten....come on, guys.

likeorasgod
Houston, TX
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Joined:   Jul 04, 06
Posted: 09/07/06 at 12:38 AM
Atleast now I don't feel bad about my anti sock fetish...I like to rub my toes and feet against my partners.


But cause my resent partner I would have to say leave the cell in the liveing room.....don't answer every text that comes in...they can wait after all.

tech29
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Posted: 09/07/06 at 12:49 AM

When i was 19 my 18 year old girlfriend loved me to wake her up with sex.... now i find some do some dont....meh each to their own


fukidunno
Ann Arbor, MI
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Posted: 09/07/06 at 03:33 PM

GraveyardSally said:

never wake me up for sex by poking me with your boner.



HAHAHAHA, that's so hilarious because it's SO true. Especially don't poke me in the cheek! Any of them!


1. Sometimes when it sounds like I'm screaming, it's because I am, I can't breathe.


2. I totally saw that, don't use the blanket I just washed as a handi-wipe, I'll get you a towel for Christ's sake.


3. Guys, cut your toenails unless you plan on climbing trees

smalltownjuliet
Westbury, NY
United States
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Posted: 09/07/06 at 06:58 PM

fukidunno said:

GraveyardSally said:

never wake me up for sex by poking me with your boner.


HAHAHAHA, that's so hilarious because it's SO true. Especially don't poke me in the cheek! Any of them!


1. Sometimes when it sounds like I'm screaming, it's because I am, I can't breathe.


2. I totally saw that, don't use the blanket I just washed as a handi-wipe, I'll get you a towel for Christ's sake.


3. Guys, cut your toenails unless you plan on climbing trees

lmao also... cut your fingernails! while i like having my back scratched i can definately do without the scratches "down there"


i must reinforce the DO NOT ANSWER YOUR PHONE rule... and if by some chance you DO answer the phone...never lie about who it was... come on people who Doesnt have caller ID these days??

Manatee
Saint Catharines, ON
Canada
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Posted: 09/07/06 at 11:03 PM
Holy crap?!! Really??

Manatee
Saint Catharines, ON
Canada
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Posted: 09/07/06 at 11:06 PM
awesome!

Manatee
Saint Catharines, ON
Canada
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Posted: 09/07/06 at 11:10 PM

Hey now, there's something somewhat.... interesting with trying to talk to someone while int he act of gettting your bells rung. as a rule, bad idea.... but sometimes... hysterical!!!!


The YES yes YES let's GO!!!! not wait. STOP!!!! WAIT!!! NOW NOWNOW NO STOP! game has never been a favourite of mine. If you don't want it, play this game.

fukidunno
Ann Arbor, MI
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Joined:   Jun 12, 06
Posted: 09/08/06 at 07:49 AM
Manatee said:

Hey now, there's something somewhat.... interesting with trying to talk to someone while int he act of gettting your bells rung. as a rule, bad idea.... but sometimes... hysterical!!!!


The YES yes YES let's GO!!!! not wait. STOP!!!! WAIT!!! NOW NOWNOW NO STOP! game has never been a favourite of mine. If you don't want it, play this game.


HAhAHAHA "traffic cop"

nyssa
Columbia, SC
United States
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Joined:   Jun 09, 06
Posted: 09/08/06 at 10:05 AM
I swear the only way I'm going to suddenly start screaming "No! Stop!" is if you try to pop it in the back without giving me time to prepare. Ow much?

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