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HeadlessBill
Photographer
Oakland, CA
Posts:   3642
Joined:   Feb 28, 06
Posted: 09/24/08 at 12:04 AM
you are being fined for things you have done
how much does yours add up to?

1. Have you ever smoked pot? $10
2. Done Acid? $10
3. Had Sex at church? $25
4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you? $40
5. Had sex with someone u met on Facebook? $25
6. Had sex for money? $100
7. Had sex with Prostitute? $20
8. Vandalized something? $20
9. Had sex on your parents bed? $10
10. Beat up someone? $20
11. Been jumped? $10
12.Crossed Dressed? $10
13. Given money to a stripper? $25
14. Been in love with a stripper? $20
15. Kissed someone who's name you didn't know? $10
16. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work? $15
17. Driven Drunk? $20
18. Gotten drunk at work or went to work while still drunk? $50
19. Used toys while having sex? $30
20. Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before? $20
21. Went skinny dipping? $5
22. Had sex in a pool? $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex? $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex? $20
25. Cheated on your significant other? $10
26. Masturbated? $10
27. Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend? $20
28. Done Oral? $5
29. Got Oral? $5
30.Done/got oral in a car while it was moving? $25
31. Stole something? $10
32. Had sex with someone and they recorded it on there mobile? $25
33. licked someones bum while having sex? $15
34. Had a threesome? $50
35. Had sex in the wild? $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex? $25
37. Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars? $20
38. Had sex with someone ten years older? $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 24? $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time? $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it? $25
42. Went streaking? $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight? $15
44. Been arrested? $5
45. Spent time in jail? $15
46. Peed in a pool? $0.50
47. Played spin the bottle $5
48. Done something you regret? $20
49. Had sex with your best friend? $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with? $25
51. Had anal sex? $50
52. Lied to your mate? $5

HeadlessBill
Photographer
Oakland, CA
Posts:   3642
Joined:   Feb 28, 06
Posted: 09/24/08 at 12:04 AM
My total is $125.50.

I lead a rather dull life.

cosmo
Saskatoon, SK
Canada
Posts:   16
Joined:   Sep 10, 08
Posted: 09/24/08 at 12:11 AM
365.00

I feel like a horrible person.

Satan
Hacker
San Rafael, CA
United States
Posts:   4715
Joined:   Mar 22, 03
Posted: 09/24/08 at 03:56 AM
My bill would be outraqeous, therefore I refuse to participate!

lol

GraveyardSally
Model
Las Vegas, NV
United States
Posts:   8537
Joined:   Dec 08, 05
Posted: 09/24/08 at 07:33 AM
$565.50. i obviously have no morals.

beledi
Regina, SK
Canada
Posts:   1517
Joined:   Feb 07, 08
Posted: 09/24/08 at 09:35 AM
GraveyardSally said:

$565.50. i obviously have no morals.


$560.50. I also apparently have no morals.

I'm sort of confused why cheating on your significant other and masturbating have the same fine...

GraveyardSally
Model
Las Vegas, NV
United States
Posts:   8537
Joined:   Dec 08, 05
Posted: 09/24/08 at 09:59 AM
beledi said:

I'm sort of confused why cheating on your significant other and masturbating have the same fine...



i didn't even notice that!

HeadlessBill
Photographer
Oakland, CA
Posts:   3642
Joined:   Feb 28, 06
Posted: 09/24/08 at 11:01 AM
Yeah, when I copied it from the other place I got it from, I noticed a lot of the fines seem to be pretty random.

beledi
Regina, SK
Canada
Posts:   1517
Joined:   Feb 07, 08
Posted: 09/24/08 at 11:24 AM
Still a fun concept though! I wonder what the morals were of the person who made up the fines? Perhaps masturbating is just as bad as cheating in his/her books?

Milan
Model
Lethbridge, AB
Canada
Posts:   11985
Joined:   Jul 19, 07
Posted: 09/24/08 at 01:48 PM
$390.50

I like how peeing in the pool is the only one that ends in $0.50... so it's pretty obvious who's done that in their life... EVERYONE

beledi
Regina, SK
Canada
Posts:   1517
Joined:   Feb 07, 08
Posted: 09/24/08 at 02:08 PM
Milan said:

$390.50

I like how peeing in the pool is the only one that ends in $0.50... so it's pretty obvious who's done that in their life... EVERYONE


Except

Though I find that hard to believe. Really, who hasn't peed in a pool or lake or other body of water? Bladder control is only so good when you're a) 2 years old or b) super-drunk.

Skunk
Model
Aurora, OH
United States
Posts:   978
Joined:   Feb 25, 06
Posted: 09/24/08 at 04:49 PM
$570.50
Why is my number so high?
i feel like i am rather tame.
but i do like to kiss members of the same sex...which is on there a whole lot.

Raeli
Model
Huntington, WV
United States
Posts:   1638
Joined:   Sep 18, 07
Posted: 09/24/08 at 05:03 PM
500.50

dirty girl

Bitch
Orlando, FL
United States
Posts:   2880
Joined:   Jan 26, 06
Posted: 09/24/08 at 08:40 PM
I got $690. My husband got $465.50. We are both dirty, but hey, as roadies, it is to be expected. I do blame college for my number being higher than his (he never went to University, whereas I did almost that entire list at FSU).

Jay
Model
Bloomington, IN
United States
Posts:   696
Joined:   May 23, 08
Posted: 09/25/08 at 05:18 AM
595.5

I used to be really really bad.

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